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Argentina 1996 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think Purple & Black is Peak 90s Cool 💜⚫✨

Slip into this Adidas retro gem and relive the era when Argentina brought samba flair to the pitch, even if they didn’t win any trophies this year (😬 we don’t talk about it). Managed by Daniel Passarella (the man who made defensive grit look cool), this squad had more style than a Buenos Aires fashion show, starring Gabriel Batistuta’s thunderbolts, Ariel Ortega’s dribbles, and a kit so iconic it deserves its own tango soundtrack.

Crafted with collars so sharp they could rival a Carlos Gardel outfit 🕺, this shirt screams “we’ve got Adidas stripes, Batigol’s power, and a midfield held together by Diego Simeone’s ”I’ll tackle your nan” energy”.

Meet the legends:

• Gabriel Batistuta 🚀: Batigol, thunderous strikes, and the reason goalkeepers still have nightmares.

• Ariel Ortega 💫: El Burrito, dribbled like he’d greased his boots with olive oil.

• Diego Simeone 💥: Midfield pitbull, future Atleti legend, and master of the ”was that a foul?” shrug.

• Roberto Ayala 🧱: Defender, part-time wall, and owner of a glare that scared strikers.

• Juan Sebastián Verón 🧠: La Brujita, pinged passes like he’d mapped the pitch on Google Earth.

Honours? Nada 🏆… but let’s be real – Best 90s Aesthetic and Most Memorable Haircuts (Ortega’s flow) totally count.

Wear this shirt to flex your “I remember when Argentina made football art” nostalgia. Perfect for re-enacting Batistuta’s ”how’s that gone in?!” rockets, Ortega’s ”I’ll dribble your nan” runs, or Simeone’s ”I’ll tackle and smirk” chaos.

Note: May trigger sudden cravings for empanadas, debates about “Batigol > Messi”, and a weird urge to hum Don’t Cry for Me Argentina. Pair with cargo pants and a burning love for tango.

P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Brazil may trigger ”we’ve got more World Cups!” meltdowns. 😏🇧🇷

Nostalgia never looked this good. 💜⚫✨