Brazil 1994 Home
Brazil 1994 Home
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Product Details
Material : 100% Polyester
Vibe : 100% Nostalgic
Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.
Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.
Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.
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Brazil 1994 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think Winning a World Cup Without Scoring in the Final is Still a Flex 🌟🇧🇷
Slip into this canary-yellow masterpiece and relive the year Brazil finally ended their “24-year World Cup drought” drama 🏆 – by beating Italy in a penalty shootout so tense, even the ball needed a Xanax. 💊 Managed by Carlos Alberto Parreira (the man who made parking the bus look chic), this squad didn’t just win the World Cup – they did it with samba flair, dodgy haircuts, and Romário’s resting “I’m better than you” face. 😎
Crafted by Umbro (with collars so 90s they should come with a Tamagotchi), this kit screams “we’ve got Ronaldo… wait, no, that’s the 2002 shirt”. The four stars above the badge? A humble brag that Brazil invented football. ⚽✨
Meet the legends:
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Romário 🦸♂️: Top scorer (5 goals), part-time nightclub owner, full-time ”I carried this team”.
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Bebeto 👶: Celebration king, baby-rocking icon, and Romário’s less grumpy sidekick.
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Dunga 🧔♂️: Captain, midfield enforcer, and proof that bald is beautiful.
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Taffarel 🧤: Goalkeeper who saved penalties and Brazil’s dignity in the final.
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Mazinho 🇧🇷: The guy your mate swears he could’ve replaced.
Honours? Just the World Cup 🏆, a 4-0 thrashing of Cameroon (Roger Milla’s tears included), and the eternal confusion of why the final was 0-0 after 120 minutes.
Wear this shirt to flex your “I know pre-Ronaldo Brazil” knowledge. Perfect for re-enacting Bebeto’s baby celebration, Taffarel’s penalty heroics, or Dunga’s ”I will fight you” midfield stare.
Note: May cause sudden urges to samba in public, argue Pelé > Maradona, and pretend you understood Parreira’s tactics. Pair with flip-flops and a caipirinha. 🍹
P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Italian fans may trigger sudden PTSD from Baggio’s penalty miss. 🇮🇹😭
