Brazil 1998 Away

Brazil 1998 Away Shirt – For Fans Who Think Losing a World Cup Final is Still a Personality Trait 🇧🇷💙

Slip into this navy-blue beauty and relive the year Brazil decided silver medals were totally in fashion 🥈, thanks to a final so cursed even Ronaldo’s pre-match “mystery illness” became folklore. 😷🍝 Managed by Mário Zagallo (the guy who’d already won three World Cups and still looked perpetually grumpy), this squad had more flair than a Carnival float – and zero chill.

Crafted by Nike (with a collar so 90s it should come with a dial-up modem), this kit screams “we’ve got Ronaldo, Rivaldo, and a defence held together by duct tape”. The gold trim? A cheeky nod to the trophy they almost won. 🏆✨

Meet the icons:

• Ronaldo 🚀: Top scorer (4 goals), post-final convulsions, and owner of a haircut that broke the internet.

• Rivaldo 🧙♂️: Midfield magician, part-time toothgap model, full-time “why am I on the bench?”

• Cafu 🏃♂️: Captain, sprint machine, and proof that right-backs can be cool.

• Roberto Carlos 💥: Free-kick hurricane, thighs that defied physics, and a smile that scared goalkeepers.

• Bebeto 👶: Still rocking that baby celebration, still wondering where Romário went.

Honours? World Cup runners-up 🥈 (thanks, Zidane’s bald head) and the eternal conspiracy theories about that suspect French hospitality.

Wear this shirt to flex your “I cried in ‘98 but still bought the merch” loyalty. Perfect for re-enacting Roberto Carlos’s “how?!” free-kicks, Cafu’s endless sprints, or Ronaldo’s “what even happened?” post-final shrug.

Note: May cause sudden urges to samba angrily 🇫🇷😤, blame Nike for “jinxing” the kit, and argue that Ronaldo was definitely poisoned. Pair with denim shorts and a 90s mixtape.

P.S. Warning: Wearing this near French fans may trigger a Zidane headbutt flashback. 🤕