Chelsea 12-13 Home
Chelsea 12-13 Home
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Product Details
Material : 100% Polyester
Vibe : 100% Nostalgic
Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.
Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.
Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.
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Chelsea 2012-13 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think Europa League Glory is Just Fancy Carabao Cup 🏆💙
Slip into this royal blue relic and relive the season Chelsea swapped Champions League miracles for Thursday night trips to Baku 🧳, managed by Rafa Benítez (yes, that Rafa – the “interim” gaffer who got booed louder than a karaoke off-key Adele). Finished 3rd in the Prem (because someone had to let Man United win), but bagged the Europa League because technically trophies count even if they’re won in a half-empty Amsterdam Arena. 🎭
Crafted by Adidas (with a gold trim so tacky it’d make Roman’s yacht blush), this kit screams “we’ve got Hazard, Mata, and a defence held together by David Luiz’s hair gel”. The Samsung sponsor? A nostalgic flex for anyone who misses flip phones and Fernando Torres’ streaky finishing. 📱💔
Meet the chaos crew:
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Eden Hazard ⚡: Baby-faced dribble god, still learning how to not be kicked by Stoke.
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Juan Mata 🧙♂️: Diminutive genius, assist merchant, and part-time “why am I being sold?” meme.
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Frank Lampard 🚀: Top scorer (15 goals), ageing like fine wine, and still outrunning Mark Noble.
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John Terry 🧱: Captain, leader, full-kit celebration enthusiast.
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Fernando Torres 😬: £50m man, blonde streaks, and a goal drought longer than a British winter.
Honours? Europa League 🏆, a Club World Cup “participation trophy” (we don’t talk about it), and the eternal rage of fans chanting “Rafa out” during every substitution.
Wear this shirt to flex your “I survived the Benítez era” resilience. Perfect for re-enacting Ivanović’s last-minute header, Lampard’s ”I’m still here” smirk, or Torres’ ”finally scored, let’s knee-slide into a sponsorship board!” chaos.
Note: May trigger PTSD from that Demba Ba Newcastle miss 😱, sudden urges to argue about Rafa’s “interim” tenure, and nostalgia for when Chelsea’s biggest drama was a Europa final. Pair with skinny jeans and a lingering fear of José’s return.
P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Steven Gerrard may cause accidental slip references. 🧊😬
