Chelsea 95-97 Home
Chelsea 95-97 Home
Product Details
Product Details
Material : 100% Polyester
Vibe : 100% Nostalgic
Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.
Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.
Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.
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Chelsea 1995-97 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think “Mid-Table Mediocrity” is a Vibe (But We Won the FA Cup, So Shush) 🔵🏆
Slip into this Umbro masterpiece and relive the era when Chelsea were less “Roman’s toy” and more “Ken Bates’ budget pub team” 🍻. Managed by Glenn Hoddle (until he ditched you for England) and Ruud Gullit (player-manager, dreadlock deity, part-time Dutch Jesus), this squad finished 11th in 1995-96 (😬) and 6th in 1996-97 – but who cares when you’ve got Gianfranco Zola magic and an FA Cup 🏆?
Crafted by Umbro (with collars so 90s they should come with a VHS tape 📼), this kit screams “we’ve got Coors on the chest and chaos in defence”. The red-and-white trim? A nod to the occasional clean sheet.
Meet the legends:
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Gianfranco Zola 🧙♂️: Italian wizard, free-kick sorcerer, and the reason Chelsea fans learned to love carbs.
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Ruud Gullit 🕶️: Player, manager, hairstyle icon – multitasking before it was cool.
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Mark Hughes 💥: Welsh firecracker, volley king, and part-time ”how is that a foul?!” enforcer.
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Dennis Wise 😈: Captain, ankle-snapper, and owner of a smirk that haunted refs.
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Frank Leboeuf 🇫🇷: Defender, philosopher, and part-time “I’ll just hoof it” artist.
Top Scorer: Gianluca Vialli (1996-97) – because bald and brilliant is a power move.
Honours? Just the 1997 FA Cup (won with a Di Matteo speedy boi goal 🚀) and the eternal swagger of Gullit’s player-manager blazer.
Wear this shirt to flex your “I liked Chelsea before they were cool” cred. Perfect for re-enacting Zola’s backheels, Wise’s ”it’s just a yellow, ref” innocence, or Vialli’s ”I’m too chic to run” strolls.
Note: May cause nostalgia for pre-Abramovich ”plucky underdogs”, sudden urges to argue about 90s football, and irrational hatred of Manchester United. Pair with cargo pants and a pint of Coors (for authenticity).
P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Spurs fans may trigger “1994 FA Cup semi-final” trauma. ⚽😭
