England 1982 Away

England 1982 Away Shirt – For Fans Who Think Red is the New White (And Bryan Robson’s Shoulder is Eternal) 🏴🩹✨

Slip into this Umbro retro gem and relive the summer England brought hope, heartbreak, and Bryan Robson’s shoulder to the 1982 World Cup in Spain. Managed by Ron Greenwood (the man who made tactical notebooks look cool), this squad reached the second group stage (😬 thanks, West Germany) but gave us Robson’s 27-second goal, Trevor Francis’ flair, and a kit so iconic it deserves its own Three Lions remix.

Crafted with collars so sharp they could rival a Bond Street tailor ✂️, this shirt screams “we’ve got the Three Lions on the chest, Robbo’s grit, and a midfield held together by Ray Wilkins’ ”I’ll ping a 60-yard pass” energy”.

Meet the legends:

• Bryan Robson 💪: Captain Marvel, scored in 27 seconds, and dislocated his shoulder twice (still not over it).

• Trevor Francis 🚀: Britain’s first £1m man, still wondering why he didn’t get a statue.

• Kevin Keegan 🧔: Perm legend, bench-warmer, and the reason “Supersub” became a backhanded compliment.

• Peter Shilton 🧤: Safe Hands, ‘tache icon, and owner of a scream that scared pigeons.

• Ray Wilkins 🧠: Butch, pinged passes like he’d mapped the pitch on an Etch A Sketch.

Honours? Nada 🏆… but let’s be real – Fastest World Cup Goal (Robson’s 27-second strike) and Most Memorable Shoulder Dislocations (Robbo’s ”I’ll pop it back in” vibes) totally count.

Wear this shirt to flex your “I remember when England made football fun” nostalgia. Perfect for re-enacting Robson’s ”how’s that gone in?!” strikes, Francis’ ”I’ll just volley it” chaos, or Greenwood’s ”let’s just enjoy the ride” sideline zen.

Note: May trigger sudden cravings for warm beer, debates about “what if Robson stayed fit?”, and a weird urge to hum Three Lions. Pair with stonewashed jeans and a burning hatred of West Germany.

P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Munich may trigger ”we almost beat you!” flashbacks. 😭🇩🇪

Nostalgia never looked this good. 🏴✨