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England 1982 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think “Second Round Exit” is a Personality 🇬🇧🦁

Slip into this Admiral classic and relive the summer England aced the World Cup group stage (3 wins! 🎉) then immediately forgot how to football. 😬 Managed by Ron Greenwood (part-time tactician, full-time grandpa vibes), this squad had more mullets than goals after June – but hey, at least Bryan Robson scored in 27 seconds ⏱️⚽ (still waiting for the sequel, lads).

Crafted by Admiral (with sleeves so baggy they could hide a pack of Wagon Wheels), this kit screams “we’ve got three lions, polyester pride, and a suspicious lack of trophies”. The red-and-blue trim? A nod to the occasional moment of not being rubbish.

Meet the icons:

• Bryan Robson 💥: Captain Marvel, midfield bulldozer, and owner of a shoulder that loved dislocating.

• Kevin Keegan 🧔: Perm legend, bench-warmer, and the reason “Supersub” became a backhanded compliment.

• Trevor Francis 🚀: Britain’s first £1m man, still wondering why he didn’t get a statue.

• Peter Shilton 🧤: ‘Tache-tastic goalkeeper, still angry about Maradona’s Hand of God (wrong World Cup, but let him cook).

• Terry Butcher 🩸: Defender, headband hero, and the human equivalent of a brick wall.

Top Scorer: Bryan Robson & Co. (collectively forgot to turn up after the groups).

Honours? Zero 🏆🚫 – unless you count “Best 1980s Hair Ensemble” or “Most Dramatic Collapse Since the Roman Empire”.

Wear this shirt to flex your “I remember when England were almost good” nostalgia. Perfect for re-enacting Robson’s ”blink and you’ll miss it” goal, Shilton’s ”I’ll just stand here” penalty strategy, or Keegan’s ”why am I not playing?!” bench fury.

Note: May cause sudden urges to sing “Three Lions” off-key, argue about VAR (if it existed, we’d have won!), and blame the Spanish heat. Pair with jean shorts and a lukewarm lager.

P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Argentina fans may trigger unsolicited Diego impressions. 👋