England 1990 Away
England 1990 Away
Product Details
Product Details
Material : 100% Polyester
Vibe : 100% Nostalgic
Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.
Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.
Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.
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England 1990 Away Shirt – For Fans Who Think “Penalties Are a Social Construct” 🇬🇧💧
Slip into this teal-and-geometric time capsule and relive the summer England almost won the World Cup (🤏), cried on live TV, and made waistcoats cool 30 years before Southgate. 😎 Managed by Sir Bobby Robson (national treasure, part-time grandad), this squad finished 4th – aka “the closest we’ve come to glory since 1966” – thanks to Gazza’s tears, Lineker’s poaching, and a penalty curse so brutal, even the ball felt sorry.
Crafted by Umbro (with a pattern so 90s it should come with a Fresh Prince soundtrack 🎶), this kit screams “we’ve got more drama than EastEnders”. The three lions? Currently in therapy.
Meet the icons:
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Paul Gascoigne 😭: Tears, tantrums, and a yellow card so iconic it’s basically a Mona Lisa.
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Gary Lineker 🥅: Golden Boot winner, Match of the Day legend, and part-time crisp salesman.
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Peter Shilton 🧤: Goalkeeper, ’tache icon, still mad about Hand of God 2.0 (wrong WC, Pete).
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David Platt 🚀: Volley king, World Cup heartthrob, and accidental “how did that go in?!” hero.
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Stuart Pearce 💥: Psycho, penalty redemption arc, and the reason entire nations feared left-backs.
Top Scorer: Gary Lineker (4 goals, all tap-ins – don’t @ us).
Honours? World Cup semi-finalists 🥉 (bronze medals are technically shiny) and eternal memes of Gazza’s snotty sob-fest.
Wear this shirt to flex your “I remember when England were nearly good” nostalgia. Perfect for re-enacting Platt’s ”is this real life?” volley, Pearce’s ”I’ll murder this penalty” face, or Shilton’s ”I’m 40 and still diving” commitment.
Note: May trigger sudden urges to hiss “West Germany”, argue about Italia ‘90 vs Euro ‘96, and blame Chris Waddle’s penalty for everything. Pair with stonewashed jeans and a lukewarm lager.
P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Germans may trigger penalty shootout flashbacks. 🇩🇪⚽😬
