England 1996 Away

England 1996 Away Shirt – For Fans Who Think Grey is the New White (And Gazza’s Dentist Chair is Eternal) 🏴🦷✨

Slip into this Umbro retro gem and relive the summer England brought hope, heartbreak, and Gazza’s dentist chair to Euro ‘96. Managed by Terry Venables (the man who made waistcoats cool before Southgate), this squad reached the semi-finals (😬 thanks, Germany) but gave us Gazza’s magic, Shearer’s goals, and a kit so iconic it deserves its own Three Lions remix.

Crafted with collars so sharp they could rival a Savile Row tailor ✂️, this shirt screams “we’ve got the Three Lions on the chest, Gazza’s flair, and a midfield held together by Ince’s ”I’ll tackle your nan” energy”.

Meet the legends:

• Paul Gascoigne 😭: Gazza, tears, tantrums, and that dentist chair celebration.

• Alan Shearer 🚀: Top scorer (5 goals!), headed like a wrecking ball with a smile.

• Teddy Sheringham 🎩: Smugger than a cat with cream, assist king, and owner of a “I meant that flick” smirk.

• David Seaman 🧤: Safe Hands, ponytail pioneer, and owner of a scream that scared pigeons.

• Tony Adams 🧱: Captain, leader, and human brick wall (pre-wine era).

Honours? Nada 🏆… but let’s be real – Best Celebration (Gazza’s dentist chair) and Most Memorable Penalty Misses (Southgate’s ”I’ll just scuff it”) totally count.

Wear this shirt to flex your “I remember when England made football fun” nostalgia. Perfect for re-enacting Gazza’s ”how’s that gone in?!” dribbles, Shearer’s ”I’ll header this and a pint” chaos, or Venables’ ”let’s just enjoy the ride” sideline zen.

Note: May trigger sudden cravings for warm beer, debates about “what if Gazza reached that cross?”, and a weird urge to hum Three Lions. Pair with stonewashed jeans and a burning hatred of penalty shootouts.

P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Wembley may trigger ”Southgate’s penalty” flashbacks. 😭🇩🇪

Nostalgia never looked this good. 🏴✨