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Everton 1994-95 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think Surviving Relegation and Winning the FA Cup is Peak Everton 🔵🏆

Slip into this Umbro classic and relive the season Everton did the football equivalent of flunking GCSEs but aced their PhD finals. 📉🎓 Managed by Big Joe Royle (the man who swapped tractor metaphors for trophy lifts), this lot finished 15th in the Prem (😬) but won the FA Cup – because why not beat Man United at Wembley while flirting with the Championship? 😎

Crafted by Umbro (with collars so 90s they should come with a TFI Friday mixtape 📼), this kit screams “we’ve got Duncan Ferguson’s elbows, Neville Southall’s ‘tache, and a defence held together by duct tape”. The yellow trim? A nod to the occasional moment of not being utterly chaotic.

Meet the cult heroes:

• Duncan Ferguson 💥: Towering Scotsman, elbow enthusiast, and the reason defenders still check under their beds.

• Neville Southall 🧤: Welsh wall, pizza connoisseur, and owner of a moustache that doubled as a goalie mask.

• Anders Limpar 🇸🇪: Swedish wizard, dribbled like he’d stolen the ball and your wallet.

• Paul Rideout 🚀: FA Cup final scorer, one-hit wonder, and still waiting for his statue.

• Dave Watson 🧱: Captain, header merchant, and human bleach (cleaned up all the messes).

Top Scorer: Duncan Ferguson (9 goals – all elbows, probably).

Honours? FA Cup winners 🏆 (1-0 vs United, no biggie), and the eternal confusion of how a team that lost to Wimbledon twice also beat Bayern Munich.

Wear this shirt to flex your “I remember when Everton were actually good” credentials. Perfect for re-enacting Rideout’s Wembley header, Southall’s ”I’ll save it with my face” antics, or Ferguson’s ”I’ll fight the entire Leeds squad” vibe.

Note: May trigger sudden urges to yell “School of Science!”, argue about the ’95 Cup run, and cry into a pint of Chang. Pair with stonewashed jeans and a severe dislike of Liverpool.

P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Old Trafford may trigger Roy Keane flashbacks. 😤🔴