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Material : 100% Polyester
Vibe : 100% Nostalgic
Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.
Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.
Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.
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Germany 1986 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think White & Black is Peak 80s Cool (And Rummenigge’s Hair is Eternal) ⚪⚫🦅
Slip into this Adidas retro masterpiece and relive the summer West Germany almost conquered the world in Mexico ‘86 – finishing as World Cup runners-up (😬 thanks, Maradona’s Hand of God). Managed by Franz Beckenbauer (the Kaiser who made tracksuits look regal), this squad blended veteran grit (Rummenigge) with young genius (Matthäus) in a kit so iconic it could’ve starred in Top Gun.
The Vibe:
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Collar game strong 👔 – so sharp it could’ve been designed by a Stuttgart architect
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Adidas stripes = instant 80s football cred
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That eagle badge 🦅 – striking fear into defenders since forever
Meet the Legends:
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Karl-Heinz Rummenigge 💇♂️: Captain, perm icon, and scorer of that final volley
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Lothar Matthäus ⚡: 25-year-old dynamo already running games like a metronome
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Rudi Völler 🧔: Mullet maestro, future ”why did I sign for Spurs?” philosopher
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Harald Schumacher 🧤: Keeper whose ”challenge” on Battiston remains… controversial
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Andreas Brehme 🎯: Free-kick specialist (just warming up for 1990 glory)
Trophy Cabinet:
🥈 World Cup runners-up (lost 3-2 to Argentina in that Maradona final)
🎖️ Best 80s Hair Ensemble (Rummenigge’s perm + Völler’s mullet = unstoppable)
Wear This Shirt To:
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Flex your ”I remember pre-reunification Germany” knowledge
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Re-enact Matthäus’ 30-yard screamers in the park
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Argue that ”the Hand of God was definitely a foul” at the pub
Side Effects May Include:
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Sudden urges to grow a Völler-style mullet
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Debating ”Schumacher’s challenge: fair or foul?” at family gatherings
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Humming ”Major Tom” while pretending your sofa is Mexico City’s Azteca Stadium
Warning: Wearing near Argentine fans may trigger ”Maradona cheated!” rants 🇦🇷😤
Nostalgia has never looked this Deutscher Fußball-Bund. ⚪⚫🦅
(Perm not included – but highly recommended.) 💇♂️
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