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Germany 1996 Home

Germany 1996 Home

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Material : 100% Polyester

Vibe : 100% Nostalgic

Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.

Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.

Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.

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Germany 1996 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think White & Black is European Championship Couture (And Bierhoff’s Golden Goal is Therapy) ⚪⚫🏆

Slip into this Adidas masterpiece and relive the summer Germany stole Euro ‘96 in England – beating Czechia 2-1 (thanks, Golden Goal drama) under Berti Vogts (the man who made tracksuits look like tactical genius). With a squad blending veteran cool (Sammer) and young power (Bierhoff), this kit represents peak German tournament grit – all business at the front, party at the back (thanks, Babbel’s hair).

The Vibe:

  • Collar so sharp 👔 it could’ve been designed by a Stuttgart architect

  • Subtle sleeve stripes = ”we’re modern but still scary” energy

  • That eagle badge 🦅 – striking fear into hosts England since Wembley ‘66

Meet the Immortals:

  • Oliver Bierhoff 🚀: Super-sub, scored the first Golden Goal in history (sorry, Czechs)

  • Matthias Sammer 🧠: Ballon d’Or winner, midfield metronome, and ”I’ll tackle your nan” enforcer

  • Jürgen Klinsmann ✈️: Captain, dive connoisseur (3 goals, 2 ”gravity tests”)

  • Andreas Köpke 🧤: Keeper, penalty hero vs England (”Football’s Coming Home?” lol)

  • Christian Ziege 💥: Baby-faced assassin, free-kick specialist (future Spurs ”what if?”)

Trophy Cabinet:
🏆 Euro ‘96 champions (third title – yawn, routine for Germany)
🥇 Most Dramatic Final Win (Bierhoff’s golden moment)

Wear This Shirt To:

  • Flex your ”I remember when Germany ruined England’s party” nostalgia

  • Re-enact Bierhoff’s header using pillows as Czech defenders

  • Argue ”Sammer > Beckham” at Euro 2024 viewing parties

Side Effects May Include:

  • Sudden urges to grow a 90s curtain haircut (thanks, Babbel)

  • Debating ”was this Germany’s luckiest win?” at 3am

  • Humming ”Three Lions” but changing ”Football’s Coming Home” to ”Football’s Going Berlin”

Warning: Wearing near Wembley may trigger ”30 years of hurt” meltdowns 🏴😭

Nostalgia has never looked so Deutscher Meister. ⚪⚫🦅

(Golden Goal rulebook not included – consult your local UEFA official.) ⏱️⚽

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