Liverpool 93-95 Away
Liverpool 93-95 Away
Product Details
Product Details
Material : 100% Polyester
Vibe : 100% Nostalgic
Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.
Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.
Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.
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Liverpool 1993-95 Away Shirt – For Fans Who Think “Green & White Quarters” is a Cry for Help 🔴🤢
Slip into this Adidas eyesore and relive the era when Liverpool’s biggest flex was not getting relegated (phew) and winning the 1995 League Cup 🏆 (the “we swear we’re still relevant” trophy). Managed by Graeme Souness (briefly) and Roy Evans (tracksuit icon, chewing gum enthusiast), this squad finished 8th in 1993-94 (😬) and 4th in 1994-95 – proof that denim jackets and mid-table mediocrity are a vibe.
Crafted by Adidas (with a pattern so chaotic it looks like a toddler attacked a Etch A Sketch), this kit screams “we’ve got Carlsberg on the chest and regret in our hearts”. The green-and-white quarters? A desperate cry to be noticed… or a hangover from Christmas dinner.
Meet the Spice Boys (pre-spice):
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Robbie Fowler 🚀: God, goal poacher, and part-time “sniff the line” celebration pioneer.
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Steve McManaman 🕺: Socks-down wizard, dribbled like he’d mainlined Red Bull.
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Jamie Redknapp 💇♂️: Midfield metronome, hair so perfect it distracted opponents.
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John Barnes 🎤: Rap legend, veteran winger, and the only adult in the room.
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David James 🧤: Keeper, part-time model, full-time “how did that go in?!” meme.
Honours? 1995 League Cup 🏆 (beat Bolton 2-1, scintillating), and the eternal cringe of this shirt existing.
Wear it to the pub to flex your “I suffered through the 90s” masochism. Perfect for re-enacting Fowler’s ”sniff the grass” mockery, McManaman’s ”I’ll just dribble the entire team” chaos, or Evans’ ”chewing gum solves everything” philosophy.
Note: May trigger sudden urges to blame Sky Sports for ruining football, argue about ”proper kits”, and cry into a lukewarm Carling. Pair with stonewashed jeans and a Nokia 3310.
P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Everton fans may trigger “At least we’re not you” smirks. 🔵😏
