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Manchester United 03-04 Away

Manchester United 03-04 Away

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Material : 100% Polyester

Vibe : 100% Nostalgic

Sizing : Small, Medium, Large, X-Large & XX-Large are available. Pleae refer to our Sizing Chart to make sure you select the correct size.

Care : Advisable to hand wash this item, although, if machine washed, do so on low temperatures, like 20 or 40 degrees. Avoid Tumble dryers.

Warning : Heads may turn your way when rocking this shirt, especially if you also have a 90's haircut, many people may think you are a time traveller.

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Manchester United 2003-04 Away Shirt – For Fans Who Think Black & Navy is Peak Early 2000s Cool ⚫🔵😎

Slip into this Nike masterpiece and relive the season United finished 3rd in the Premier League (😬 thanks, Arsenal’s Invincibles) but bagged the FA Cup 🏆 – because even Fergie needs a dramatic consolation prize. Managed by Sir Alex Ferguson (gum-chewing, hairdryer-wielding legend), this squad had more drama than a Hollywood blockbuster: Ronaldo’s debut, Ruud’s poaching, and Roy Keane’s ”I’ll fight the world” energy.

Crafted with collars so sharp they could rival a Matrix outfit 🕶️, this kit screams “we’ve got Vodafone on the chest, Ronaldo’s stepovers, and a midfield held together by pure chaos”.

Meet the icons:

  • Ruud van Nistelrooy 🚀: Top scorer (30 goals!), tap-ins, volleys, postman celebrations – the man did it all.

  • Cristiano Ronaldo 💫: Teenage wonderkid, stepovers so fast they broke ankles and physics.

  • Roy Keane 👹: Midfield Terminator, staredown specialist, and the reason entire dressing rooms feared halftime.

  • Paul Scholes 🧑🦰: Ginger ninja, tackled like a toddler playing Mortal Kombat.

  • Ryan Giggs 🏴: Socks-down wizard, dribbled like he’d greased his boots with Brylcreem.

Honours? FA Cup winners 🏆 (beat Millwall 3-0, no sweat), and the eternal swagger of being the coolest 3rd-place team in Premier League history.

Wear this shirt to flex your “I remember when United made 3rd place glamorous” nostalgia. Perfect for re-enacting Ruud’s ”how’s that gone in?!” poaches, Ronaldo’s ”I’ll stepover your nan” runs, or Fergie’s ”lads, it’s Millwall” team talks.

Note: May trigger sudden urges to argue “Ruud > Henry”, blame Arsenal’s unbeaten run for the title loss, and cry into a lukewarm Carling. Pair with bootcut jeans and a burning hatred of Thierry Henry’s smirk.

P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Highbury may trigger ”we won the FA Cup!” meltdowns. 😏🔴

Nostalgia has never looked this sharp. ⚫🔵✨

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