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Real Madrid 1996-97 Home Shirt – For Fans Who Think Winning La Liga Then Sacking Your Manager is a Flex ⚪😎

Slip into this Adidas white classic and relive the season Real Madrid won La Liga 🏆 (after a gruelling one-year trophy drought 😱) under Fabio Capello – the Italian gaffer who stayed just long enough to win the title, shrug, and leg it back to Milan. 🇮🇹✈️ Crafted with collars so 90s they should come with a Vengaboys mixtape 📼, this kit screams “we’ve got Teka on the chest, Raúl’s babyface, and Roberto Carlos’ thighs that could crack planets”.

Meet the icons:

• Raúl 👶: Teenage prodigy, kissed the badge so hard it filed for a restraining order.

• Roberto Carlos 💣: Free-kick hurricane, thighs so thick they had their own postcode.

• Davor Šuker 🎩: Croatian magician, lobbed keepers like he was flicking lint off his shoulder.

• Fernando Redondo 🧠: Midfield Picasso, backheeled entire defences into existential crises.

• Predrag Mijatović 😤: Serbian sniper, scored the title-clincher then immediately forgot how to smile.

Honours? La Liga title 🏆 (Capello’s ”thanks, bye” masterclass), and the eternal rage of Barça fans muttering “but… Ronaldo (the OG one) joined you next season!”.

Wear this shirt to flex your “I remember when Real Madrid grinded titles” hipster cred. Perfect for re-enacting Roberto Carlos’ ”how is that a free-kick?!” physics-defiers, Raúl’s ”I’m 19 and already a legend” shrugs, or Capello’s ”I’ll win the league and my flight to Milan in 10 months” diary entry.

Note: May trigger sudden urges to argue “Redondo > Zidane”, blame Teka for your microwave breaking, and cry into a tinto de verano. Pair with cargo pants and a burning hatred of sensible managerial tenures.

P.S. Warning: Wearing this near Calderón may trigger “we had Ronaldo next year!” meltdowns. 🌪️